How to bore you ~

PHRASES – bore someone to death (or to tears) weary (a person) in the extreme.

1. I could tell you what it’s like to be my age.
2. I could reminisce about my family.
3. I could talk about surfing, in Costa Rica.
4. I could fill you in on my latest dreams.
5. I could share with you about my low body fat percentage, and how I did it.
6. I could tell you about my tabata and Crossfit work out.
7. I could complain about the crazy gringos and how they need to slow down!
8. I could write about the beaches, in Florida, further being destroyed by the “nature” of greed.
9. I could give you some insight into Celtic music.
10. I could enlighten you on the need to, and art of meditation.

But instead, I will continue, to watch Netflix.

It seems like the right thing to do.